I, like the rest of the fucking internet, have a decent amount of nerd in my blood. I shall share. If you are offended by sailor-swearing, spoilers, smack-talk, or all around tomfoolery... well, this is not the place for you.
If you are here for my fitlblr, you are in the wrong place. The place you want is over HERE. Thanks!!!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
in which nobody ever denies anything
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2nd most profane and 3rd most courteous.
In Maryland, we will ask you to please fuck off, and thank you when you do.most likely to fucking curse and least courteous.
stay classy ohio, stay classy.
please recognize that maryland is the best fucking state in general tbh
NOT courteous AND big fucking sailors. FUCK ALL YALL FROM POTATOVILLE
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I NEED THIS TO GET AS MANY NOTES AS POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW SHES IS PLANNING ON KILLING HERSELF TONIGHT. PLEASE TUMBLR.
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
I want!
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Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far
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The Men of Star Trek: Into Darkness
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I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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Dear Scarlet,
About a month ago you asked if you could have a “circle mohawk” again. I told you to think about it because you’ve been growing your hair out for so long and I didn’t want you to regret it. On Sunday night I told you I had a hair appointment with Allison the next day. You asked if you could get your hair cut like that again, but you were laying down for bed and not supposed to be talking so I ignored you. The next day you asked twice, so I finally said I didn’t care and that you look beautiful whatever you decide. The last time your hair was like this you weren’t in school yet, I was so nervous about kids being cruel. I walked you to school on Tuesday morning and stayed awhile to make sure everything was going to go smoothly, which it did. When I picked you up you said, “Olivia liked my hair. She said she didn’t want her hair like this, but she liked mine like this. And we’re still friends. That’ just like how I don’t want to have purple hair like Allison, but I love Allison’s purple hair. You don’t have to have all the same stuff as your friends.” Wise beyond your years, baby child. I’m so proud of you and how you have the courage to be exactly who you want to be, despite any other outside influences. While we’re on the topic of gender, when I was at parent teacher conferences a few months ago a mom of this little boy approached me. She told me how he wanted to paint his nails and go to school. She let him. When he came home he said, “Scarlet loved my nails, Mom!” I’ve never been so proud.wow shes grown so much
The sync for the second gif is really remarkable.
I was so excited to see an actor I love as a character I hate.
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